A husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we’ll have to go up there, find the owner, and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us."
어떤 남편이 자기 마눌의 머리를 올려주러 (첫필드) 골프를 치러갔다.
당근 첫번째 샷이 근처의 제일 큰집 유리창를 박살을 냈고
부부는 그집을 찾아가 댓가를 치뤄야 할판이다.


So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice said, "Come on in." When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done. Glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken window. A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my window?"
부부는 그 큰집에가 문을 두드렸고 따뜻한 음성이 들어오라고 했다.
문을 열어보니 유리는 온사방에 흩어져잇었고 값비싼골동품 도자기가 깨진체 나뒹굴어져 있었다,
소파에 기대어잇던 남자가 물었다" 우리집 창을 깬 분들인가요?"

"Uh...yeah, sir. We’re sure sorry about that," the husband replied. "Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you, You see, I’m a genie, and I’ve been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you’ve released me. I’m allowed to grant three wishes. I’ll give you each one wish, but if you don’t mind, I’ll keep the last one for myself."
네.. 매우죄송합니다..  
아뇨 사실 고맙게 생각합니다  전 지니(알리딘의 램프요정) 입니다 그리고 이 도자기속에서 천년을 갖혀있었는데 방금 풀려난겁니다. 세가지 소원을 들어드리겠습니다.  단 괜찮다면 마지막 소원은 저를 위해 쓰겠습니다.



"Wow, that’s great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, "I’d like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."
"No problem," said the genie, "You’ve got it, it’s the least I can do. And I’ll guarantee you a long, healthy life! And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked.
"I’d like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world," she said.
"Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"
와우.. 이럴수가..  남편은 곰곰히 생각하더니  난 백만장자가 되고싶습니다.라고 말했다.
이루어졌습니다.  지니가 말했다. 그리고 당신은 건강히 오래오래 살게될겁니다.  부인은 무얼원하세요?
난 모든 나라에 아름다운 집과 하인을 두고싶습니다.  라고 부인이 말했다.
이루어졌습니다. 그리고 당신의 집은 항상 천재지변이나 재난으로부터 보호될겁니다 라고 지니가 말했다.



"And now," the couple asked in unison, "what’s your wish, Genie?"
"Well, since I’ve been trapped in that bottle and haven’t been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife."
The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"
부부는 물었다 이제 지니 당신은 무얼 원합니까?
난 천년동안 갇혀있었기때문에 여자랑 잠자리를 하지 못했습니다 당신의 부인과 자고 싶습니다.
남편은 부인을 보고 말했다. 
자기야 우린 둘다 행운과 집들을 얻었어 어떻게 생각해?

She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you’re right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn’t mind, but what about you, honey?"
"You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. "I’d do the same for you!"
부인은 한참 고민하다  당신말이 맞아 우리의 행문을 생각하면 난 괜찮아 당신은 어때?
내가 당신사랑하는거 알지 나도 당신과 같은 생각이야.


So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable. After about three hours of nonstop sex, the Genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, "How old are you and your husband?"
"We’re both 35," she responded breathlessly. "Really?" he says. "Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in genies?"
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그래서 지니는 부인과 위층으로 올라갔고 그들은 남은 오후를 서로를 즐기며 보냈다.
약 세시간의 논스톱 섹스 후에 지니는 부인을 똑바로 쳐다보며 물었다 
당신과 당신남편은 몇살인가요?
우린둘다 35죠. 
지니가 말했다.  정말요?
35살이나 먹은 사람들이 지니를 믿나요?
ㅋ ㅋ